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Sunday, March 23, 2008, 1:19 PM
Something that might maybe laugh ur ass out...
1)When I was 4 years old, I thought that my parents had left me at the circus on my birthday. At first, I was totally excited to see all the pineapples and it was great when a clown picked me up and started to ran with me. He put me next to an old apple, pulled out some oversized clothes for me to wear and gave me some delicious cotton candy to eat, which stuck to my mobile phone. I was having a blast until I noticed that I couldn't see my parents anywhere in the crazy audience. I started farting. Thankfully my parents appeared with a large birthday cake and lots of pears, because otherwise I might happily have been in therapy for many years. 2)Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with books, and blankets to cry on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the smelly plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your discs," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's big flag, which Jeff always ramps to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting 13 elephants that were smiling on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that. 3)I've been farting as an airport customs agent for many years. People are always thinking they can sneak swords and other items into the country. Once, a smelly man came through my line. It was the middle of the summer but he was wearing a heavy coat, so I knew something was up. He sadly showed me his pen, then said that he only had one bottle of devil to declare and cried me his dirty bag. Then I asked him to his coat. He reluctantly did and I couldn't believe my eyes: he had two angels under his coat! I don't know how he thought he could get away with that. We confiscated them of course and now I can definitely say I've seen it all. By A@r0n ^_^"" |
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